Awesomest Jesus-Themed Song EVER

Not just a friend, but a great drinking buddy. Isn't that right, Big J? Dude, you're puking on my shoes.

Safe For Work Porn Is Still Highly Questionable

This is an allegedly safe for work porno video. It's supposedly safe because they've cleverly covered up all the action with cartoons. I dare say I found it more stimulating than the real thing. Especially the pinball scene. RAWR!

GINA Light Visionary Model by BMW

The GINA Light Visionary Model by BMW is a concept featuring a flexible fabric skin stretched over an articulated metal frame, meaning the car can change shape. The Future rocks no doubt.

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I need THis: Drum Kit Shirt

I need this and want this...To cool. Drop some nasty beats in the public on the street. I wonder if you could upload new drum sounds.....

LEGOS....Yankee Stadium Gets a Glorious Lego Send-Off

For die-hard Yankee's fans like myself, this has definitely been a year to forget. I think everyone would agree that the season itself was a total disaster, and I'm sure that there are a lot of people that are sad to see the old stadium go. Lego artist Sean Kenney is one of those people, which is why he and a Manhattan grade schooler spent three years building a 60" x 66" x 14" replica (1:150 scale) using 45,700 bricks. As you can see, the result of their efforts so far is impressive. When completed, the stadium will be populated with tons of miniature spectators and vendors

Japanese Iron Man Toy Has a Ridiculous Level of Detail

Some very talented individuals at the Japanese company Hot Toys have developed 1:6 scale Iron Man Mark I, II and III figures that feature an absolutely extraordinary level of detail. Seriously though—just look at Stark's face. Sure, he looks kind of Japanese, but I'll be dammed if that is not the best Robert Downey Jr. has ever looked in tiny plastic form. Details are scarce, but more info is expected to be released sometime "soon." I can't wait to find out how much I can't afford to buy this!

Beautiful Visuals Created Using the Processing Programming Language

Metamorphosis from Glenn Marshall on Vimeo.

Processing is an open source programming language designed for visual artists, "created to teach fundamentals of computer programming within a visual context and to serve as a software sketchbook and professional production tool." Originally developed at the MIT Media Lab, it's a free alternative to fancy, expensive, proprietary software tools. And man, can you make some cool stuff with it. This video, created by Glenn Marshall using Processing, is called Metamophosis. Featuring music by the incomparable Boards of Canada, it's a remarkable testament to what you can create with a simple programming language if you've got the chops.

Happy Feet..pretty sweet

In the year 2020, the importance of hygiene will be even greater than it is today. This appliance called Happy Feet, is a solution for cleaning and sanitizing shoes. It uses charcoal, and ultraviolet rays to eliminate odors and sterilize shoes, both inside and out. Sleek lotus shape, and a spectacular light show when it operates.

Designer: Sang-hoon Park & Jong-hyun Kim

Lego Bikes...You DAMMM right its AWESUMMEEE

By Designer Milto.

Perfect Lego Mac Pro Is Two Computers in One

At first sight, this looked like a perfect working reproduction of a Mac Pro made of Lego, so I was ready to call it the best Lego computer in the history of best Lego computers. Then, when I learnt that it houses one full PC running Mac OS X and a Mac Mini, I felt something happening, this tingling sensation, this turgidity that made me feel a bit dizzy. And when I finally saw the Steve Jobs minifig standing there and took a closer look at it, nerdgasm finally ensued:

Made out of 2,588 Lego bricks, the Mac Pro was designed in Lego Digital Designer 2.0 for the MacMod Challenge 2008. The Hackintosh is a plain PC with a Core 2 Quad Q6600 2.4Ghz CPU running Mac OS X, while the Mac Mini is a Core Duo 1.66Ghz. And the Steve Jobs minifig doesn't have any CPU, because he runs on mercurial power, tofu, and puppies' blood, like the real one.

It's About Time: Anti-Theft Lunch Bags

There's nothing worse than nagging your mommy to pack you a really good lunch only to have it stolen by some dick of a coworker. Enter the Anti-Theft Lunch bag, a Zip-Lock with moldy looking splotches printed on both sides. Created by designer Sherwood Forlee, you can email him to be notified when the bags become available for sale. Or, I dunno, make your own. Another option is to just bring two lunches so if somebody eats one you've still got a backup.

Who the hell steals two lunches?

Marble Maze Table Looks Fun, Expensive

Remember when you were a kid and your parents wouldn't let you have dessert until you ate everything on your plate even though they convinced you it was rattlesnake and Rocky Mountain oysters (fried bull nads). Yeah, that sucked. But at least you would have had some entertainment if you ate on this Marbelous dinner table. Certainly brings new meaning to the phrase (which my mom originated but was later stolen and altered by a popular rock band), "How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your balls?"

Crayola...The good ol days

Here's an interesting manufacturing vid of how crayons are made, or at least how they were made in the '70s; it's difficult to imagine there are that many actual human beings in a Crayola factory these days.

WOOWWWWW...WORSE PIMPle ever

Grad Student Auctioning Her Virginity To Pay For School, I Am Winning, Don't Outbid Me

A female grad student at Sacremento State is selling her virginity in an auction to pay for her schooling. She may or may not have had a pair of baby high heels as an infant.

The 22-year-old who is using the pseudonym Natalie Dylan for safety reasons is going through a legal brothel in Nevada to sell her virginity. "The main purpose of this is to finance a couple things in my life," Dylan told CBS13. "I think empowerment of women is picking yourself up and doing something on your own to better yourself."

Dylan says she's already taken a polygraph test to prove her virginal status, and is also willing to undergo a medical exam.

Hof says Dylan is a bright, beautiful young woman who's going to consider a number of factors in her decision because she wants her first time to be a positive experience. "Natalie is a very smart girl. All she wants to do is get her master's degree in family and marriage counseling and be a psychologist. She's selling her virginity to accomplish that," Hof told CBS13. "She's smart enough to sell it. This is empowering her."

I think we can all agree when I say this is most certainly what female empowerment is all about. Take that, glass ceiling!

Wicked Cool Post-It Note Movie

EepyBird's Sticky Note experiment from Eepybird on Vimeo.

THe Cool Kids

I got a chance to peep out the Cool Kids and was juiced to see them. Very funny dudes and just bring them to the stage.

NERD i am

Hi. My name is Cubby and I am a NERD..
Deep down in me i am a fashion designer on the low. Helping out my boy make shirts for his GF and friend for the Cal vs MAryland game...GOOO BEARS
WE are Brown n Brown Construction Company...Where the same shades can come together to create greatness. " Get down with Brown and Brown"

NOW YOu know...HAHAHA

The more you know...HAHA...THese videos are fucking funny and so true. A must watch: